Jokes! The Proper Way to Come Home Drunk....

I'm not a big joke teller, though this week a few have been send to me. And here is one off them.

The Proper Way to Come Home Drunk....

Two married friends are out drinking onenight, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage, and take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. Then I stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I tiptoe into the bedroom and ease into bed. My wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!'

His friend looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, 'WHO'S HORNY?????!!! And she acts like she's sound asleep !! It works every time" !!!